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	<title>Cryptohedonology &#187; Humor</title>
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	<description>Has a polemic ever run over your memeplex?</description>
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		<title>Obama v. McCain Part Trois</title>
		<link>http://www.cryptohedonology.com/2008/10/15/obama-v-mccain-part-trois/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 08:36:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are a few things which could cause a complete reversal of Obama&#8217;s lead over McCain. In particular, during the last debate: 5) Obama appears on stage in a clown suit and delivers non sequitur responses in a squeaky voice through a dirty sock puppet while admitting he helped organize the 9-11 attacks; 4) Bush [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Plus ca change&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.cryptohedonology.com/2008/09/19/plus-ca-change/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 04:56:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cryptohedonologist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a funny Comedy Central Daily Show &#8220;news&#8221; report starring Steve Carell discussing the Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider (RHIC) at Brookhaven National Laboratory (BNL) on Long Island. The piece aired June 28, 2000, long before Steve was a Superstar. While watching the piece, keep in mind the madcap doomsday discussion from my last post [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blood is all you need</title>
		<link>http://www.cryptohedonology.com/2008/05/12/blood-is-all-you-need/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 03:37:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cryptohedonologist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the tradition of the Beatles’ famous 1967 Our World BBC broadcast of All You Need Is Love, and the Rutles’ 1978 mockumentary All You Need Is Cash, Beatallica has recently released their gloriously metal-plated parody All You Need Is Blood. In the spirit of the original message, where frolicking hippies could be seen wearing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>1974 Evel Knievel Ben Cooper Halloween Mask on Mars</title>
		<link>http://www.cryptohedonology.com/2008/03/17/1974-evel-knievel-ben-cooper-halloween-mask-on-mars/</link>
		<comments>http://www.cryptohedonology.com/2008/03/17/1974-evel-knievel-ben-cooper-halloween-mask-on-mars/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 07:37:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cryptohedonologist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Of course! After all these years! Why hadn&#8217;t I noticed the resemblance before St. Patrick&#8217;s Day 2008? Coincidence? I think not! Ben Cooper mask photo from stevemandich.com As part of the coverup, I will reveal that, up close, the real &#8220;1974 Evel Knievel Ben Cooper Halloween Mask on Mars&#8221; was designed to look more like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rush&#8217;s Malignant Narcissism Loses to Morricone, er, Springsteen</title>
		<link>http://www.cryptohedonology.com/2008/02/10/in-december-my-cat-predicted-springsteen-win-geddy-lee-pissed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.cryptohedonology.com/2008/02/10/in-december-my-cat-predicted-springsteen-win-geddy-lee-pissed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:56:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cryptohedonologist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Geddy Lee and Steve Vai Heckle Springsteen: News at 11 As a followup to my post on Rush&#8217;s Grammy nomination for Malignant Narcissism, as I predicted on December 8th, Springsteen won for Best Rock Instrumental Performance: &#8220;Once Upon a Time in The West.&#8221; Congratulations to Bruce. There are certainly worse artists who could have won [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scatology: some things never change</title>
		<link>http://www.cryptohedonology.com/2008/01/23/scatology-some-things-never-change/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 05:07:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cryptohedonologist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And now for something completely different: If you have a few free moments in your day, visit Google Books and take a look at (or download for free) A Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue by Francis Grose, Esq. 1788. The author definitely has an ironic last name in this context. The book is sort [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mistakingly insulting SLO students</title>
		<link>http://www.cryptohedonology.com/2008/01/14/mistakingly-insulting-slo-students/</link>
		<comments>http://www.cryptohedonology.com/2008/01/14/mistakingly-insulting-slo-students/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 07:05:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cryptohedonologist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I were a mean-spirited atheist (I&#8217;m not, although I am an atheist) with a passive aggressive streak AND lived in San Luis Obispo (aka â€œSLOâ€) AND wanted to spite the student body at the local university, I might create a parody religious website called www.everyslostudent.com (get it, â€œevery SLO studentâ€ &#8212; ha ha, chortles [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Solstice, eh</title>
		<link>http://www.cryptohedonology.com/2007/12/21/happy-solstice-eh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2007 06:04:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cryptohedonologist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In honor of the Winter Solstice, here is a public service announcement from Geddy Lee about the perils of winter tobogganing.]]></description>
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		<title>Hats Off To [Deleted For Security Reasons]</title>
		<link>http://www.cryptohedonology.com/2007/11/18/hats-off-to-deleted-for-security-reasons/</link>
		<comments>http://www.cryptohedonology.com/2007/11/18/hats-off-to-deleted-for-security-reasons/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 01:58:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cryptohedonologist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My good friend Isorski has recently twice blogged, once in the context of the new Led Zeppelin XM station, about a fun nonsense song we did back in 1985 called Hats Off To Charles Obscure (HOTCO). You should be able to play the song inline by clicking on the little headphones next to the song [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stock Price of the Beast (+32/100)</title>
		<link>http://www.cryptohedonology.com/2007/10/24/stock-price-of-the-beast-32100/</link>
		<comments>http://www.cryptohedonology.com/2007/10/24/stock-price-of-the-beast-32100/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:12:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cryptohedonologist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometime on Tuesday morning October 23, 2007 (PST), Google crossed the Stock Price of the Beast per share. It started at roughly 85 in 2004. Do No Evil. Sure ;)>]]></description>
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